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its a fackin moustache innit? [07 May 2005|12:08am]

[ mood | amused ]

I don't know about the rest of you.. but I like it..


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dinie had to write an improper story assignment.... [07 Oct 2004|09:06pm]

Didz' Drinking Disaster

Once upon a time there was a young boy named Didz. He was very handsome and everybody admired his crazy hair-do. In fact, his hair was so shaggy, sometimes it seemed as if a squirrel had settled down on his head. But people appreciated his courage for unconventional looks and his utter self-confidence. He was so flamboyant that he could not bring himself to stop talking. But Didz was not content with just being the best-known boy in his hometown. He wanted popularity! He wanted fame! He wanted to become a rock star! Unfortunately, he was not a very talented musician so Didz looked for a band who would play the instruments while he could fully concentrate on entertaining the audience with his monkey dance moves. A bunch of young men were easily found and together they formed "Didz Hammond and the Floppy Fringes". His band's work was soon critically acclaimed. Everyone loved their music and they sold thousands of records. While the band was busy working in the studio, Didz did the thing he loved most. He gave many interviews where he was able to talk hours about himself. When on stage he would not waste his time with monster guitar riffs or killer key changes. he would dance uncontrollably and simply be himself! And how the audience loved it! Consequently, Didz earned a huge amount of money with practically doing nothing at all. Of course, an important aspect of Didz' new lifestyle was celebrating his sucess. In the evenings he would usually continue dancing wildly and drink a lot of alcohol. His favourite drink was vodka red bull. It combined both the advantages of alcohol and sugar and furthermore the caffeine contained in the red bull intensified his lively behaviour. But everxthing has disadvantages, as well. So it happened that one day Didz' woke up with serious stomach aches. In fact, his pain was so strong that he even stopped talking. His freinds were really worried about his condition and therefore he was brought to hospital. His bowels were badly damaged by alll the drinking things were not looking rosy for Didz. The doctors feared for his life and there seemed to be no cure for his disease. But although he had never done anything useful for his friends, they gave him the most tender loving care. And after a long time of struggling and fighting Didz miraculously recovered. He felt stronger and more vivacious than ever before. He knew that everything that had happened had a purpose. Didz decided to change his excessive way of life. "I won't make the same mistakes again!", he thought. "Vodka red bull has only caused me harm. All the alcohol has intoxicated my blood, alll the sugar has damaged my guts. I will give up vodka red bull forever. I will drink vodka coke instead!"

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[06 Sep 2004|04:41pm]

Hahaha Didz has no normal friends. Hardly.

Popular interests among didzhammond's friends
1. team cooper (4) 11. ikara colt (2)
2. the cooper temple clause (4) 12. hole (2)
3. the libertines (3) 13. muse (2)
4. tctc (3) 14. didz hammond (2)
5. medium 21 (3) 15. the coral (2)
6. nme (2) 16. biffy clyro (2)
7. david bowie (2) 17. the clash (2)
8. indie discos (2) 18. team bitch (2)
9. ladytron (2) 19. sleeping (2)
10. cats (2) 20. chocolate (2)
Interests gestalt
My most interesting friend is mitzi_bee who has 19 of these interests,
followed by raving_imp (11), access_identity (10)
Normality Index
My friends are 15.48% normal.
Analyze me !
Popular interests created by _imran_

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:o) [03 Sep 2004|03:34pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

There's an article from an interview i did with the Didz Here if you're interested.

He said 'Tossers' a lot. And called Gareth Gates a 'talentless cunt' but that didn't really fit in with the whole angle of it. Brillaint Didz.

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[02 Sep 2004|02:55pm]

I already posted this on my journal, but I thought it was hilarious enough to post on here as well. Enjoy :)


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For you American types... [06 Aug 2004|04:28pm]

What's it been like seeing TCTC with no Didz?

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A bit late but... [16 Jun 2004|07:45pm]

Congrats the lovely Didz and his ladee who gave birth to a mini female didz, Nico Eva Mary Hammond. Hurrah.

How fucking cool is she gonna be!

*claps* *drinks*

Oh and he's not gone into complete hibernation as him and Jon will be djing in Brixton on saturday. Although i can't go. boo.

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Lil' Didz [02 Jun 2004|02:12pm]

[ mood | pleased ]

Didz's gf is due to have the baby any time now, i think the proper date was the 7th or something like that. I hope it all goes well. Let's go get drunk to celebrate for him...

Imagine if Didz was your dad.....

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zonked? [27 May 2004|02:19pm]


Name / Username:

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didz [23 Apr 2004|04:08pm]

[ mood | cheerful ]

did you all see that the coopers are going to be on carson daly soon? damn, i forgot when, it might have all ready happened.

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I want to be Super Didz! [19 Apr 2004|02:03am]

[ mood | amused ]

.markus.x..x . x ... says:
so tell me bout this didz fellow and how he is super didz

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tea time? [16 May 2004|10:18am]

[ mood | chipper ]

according to the latest NME didz makes tea at the NME office. i wonder if he makes good tea....

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[11 Apr 2004|02:43pm]

who is your Icarus Line fuck buddy? by Icky777
Who you will fuckJoe Cardamone
How many times7,750
Why they fuck youThey're horny
Will they like itfuck yeah
Who will they tellLots of people, they're proud
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!


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[18 Mar 2004|11:50pm]

[ mood | pretty ]

Ok, "Didz" just added me to myspace. Obviously it's not him, but the photos on the file are just... astonishing!

I know I felt an "Awwwwww" coming on after I saw that :)

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[13 Mar 2004|03:59pm]

What's the funniest thing you've ever heard The Hammondo say? make me laugh.

Everything he says makes me laugh because he sounds like Billy Connolly. Something in the mouth movement...hmm.

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[07 Mar 2004|04:09pm]


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[02 Mar 2004|07:15pm]

So can anyone name the/ some songs Didz sings? Or does he mainly do backups... ??

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monkey monkey. [01 Mar 2004|04:49pm]

Rarr, i actually want you.

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